New York, November 26, 2007 – If the whole fashion advice thing doesn’t work out, Carson Kressley can always turn to standup comedy.  The Queer Eye clothing maven had us in stitches this week as he led the “100 Elf March” through New York City, from Washington Square Park in Greenwich Village to a TJ Maxx store at 18th Street in Chelsea.  Along the way, Kressley tried to recruit attractive male elves, since all of his were females.  He stopped his sleigh to ogle puppies in a pet store window, and said, “They don’t know who their fathers are.”  “I feel so teamster”, Carson quipped after hopping into the cab of a truck.  “Are you on my teamster?” he asked a man nearby.  Examining the price tag on an item in the TJ Maxx store, he said, “$750!  That’s more than they’re paying me.”  Grabbing a statuette, Carson made like an award winner and said, “Look!  I’m Rihanna!”