Los Angeles, June 3, 2007 – It was all about Paris Hilton at the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday, and not in a good way. The jail-bound heiress was the butt of every joke, and Sarah Silverman, the show’s potty-mouthed host, reamed her. Silverman’s jokes even created more jokes; someone cracked that Paris had checked into jail early - because of Sarah’s jokes. Earlier, before the show started, outside on the red carpet at the Gibson Amphitheatre, we wondered why Paris had come, literally on the eve of reporting to prison to serve a three-week sentence for DUI-related charges. But then, Paris Hilton never could resist a camera…

We know, we’ll be seeing quite a lot of Victoria Beckham in L.A. now that she’s moving stateside, but we took a close look at Posh at the MTV Movie Awards. She’s still sporting her trademark “Pob*” hairstyle, and we tore our eyes from the pink bra straps clearly visible under and around her black and white animal-print mini dress to check out Mrs. Bekcham's Hebrew-language tattoo that flows down the back of her neck, nicely setting off the cropped back of her Pob.

British soul sensation Amy Winehouse, who does not have a Pob, was kissing and grinding her husband of two weeks, Blake Fielder-Civil.

Justin Timberlake’s current flame, Jessica Biel, and his ex, Cameron Diaz, both attended the MTV Movie Awards and managed to avoid any ugly encounters. It may have helped that Timberlake was on tour in Europe, and skipped the whole event.

*"Pob" is a slang name for Posh's bob, Victoria Beckham's much-imitated hairdo.- Ed.