We can't imagine why Nick Lachey & Vanessa Minnillo aren't ready for marriage. Haven't they been together for like, months?

Mariah Carey moisturizes. Heavily.

Britney Spears still classy.

Paris HIlton doesn't have to bother showing up at her arraignment.

Two-time Oscar winner Hilary Swank found sitting on sidewalk.

Will Conde Nast fire the janitor for his anonymous blog?

No explanation for bad odor? No problem.

NYC movie lovers, go to Makor on Wednesday & throw tomatoes at critics from Salon, NY Mag. & EW, or just heckle the moderator, The Reeler.