Heather Mills is absolutely annoying enough to choke.

Lance Armstrong & Matthew McConaughey are just buddies. But Lance & Jake Gyllenhaal make a cute couple.

Kate Moss' daughter's paternal grandparents are just jealous that Kate dumped their son for Pete Doherty.

Maybe Nicole Richie is just too fat for Paris Hilton to really love her.

The way Bono dresses, who would guess he had a stylist?

Jossip should have been the stylist for Bono's RED campaign.

The perfect Halloween costume: Borat's body thong.

The Anderson Cooper hotness pie chart.