Jessica Simpson loses voice, gets dumped by John Mayer, pays off Nick Lachey. Lousy week.

Orlando Bloom is suddenly single!

Paris Hilton's album cover hacked to make her look like a porn star! Oh, wait.

Parents, what's best for your kids: People or Vanity Fair?

Which magazine cover will Diddy put his twins on?

David Beckham not pregnant, just estupido.

Jeremy Piven & Kid Rock go overboard on the karaoke.