Maybe Oprah can't pump gas because she usually takes the bus.

Math is so useful. We would never have thought Britney and Kevin's marriage would have such a high chance of survival. 1%, yo!

Why should Fergie care what people (like us) sitting in front of their computers say about her?

A drink called Cocaine should capture that desirable teenage market.

If we could see Elisabeth Hasselbeck burst into tears, we'd watch The View.

Tara Reid may have the most-downloaded movie - until another one goes straight to download.

People magazine goes Sci Fi, calls in some kind of expert to use face recognition software to determine Suri Cruise's parentage. What?