The New York Times does it backward - we just go to the red carpet and skip the movie entirely.

Even in Japanese, Paris Hilton is dull. And late.

Breaking: Karl Lagerfeld is outspoken.

Congrats to Vera at I'm Not Obsessed on launching her clothing line! We didn't even know she could sew.

K-Fed is more than equivalent, y'all.

According to Jesse McCartney, Jennifer Lopez is pregnant. (But not by him.)