Jessica
Simpson and John Mayer seems like an
odd match.
He's so....talented.
Paula
Abdul drinks
on the job just like everybody
else.
Ugh.
We had that dream
last night where we're chatting from the toilet stall and don't
realize that every word is being broadcast on CNN.
Don't
we all live for when celebrities look their worst?
We
can't wait to see the cheerleaders for Nick Lachey's
basketball
team.
How
could seasoned musician Paris Hilton have a flop
album?
Maybe
Basic Instinct 2 made the stay-at-home mom
gig more attractive to Sharon Stone.