Isn't Jake Gyllenhaal too young for Sheryl Crow?

Dude, where's my wedding?

Lindsay Lohan wants us to know that we talk about her boob job too much.

Hey, maybe Lindsay's dad is drawing her boobs for his fellow prison inmates.

We've all seen Paris Hilton on grainy video already.

Paris is also on CD, starting today!

Where exactly did James Blunt buy a rock-shooting gun?

Wow, we got really wasted last night and talked to Liza Minnelli at length about hip-hop, and then ended up on the wrong blog!