Hey, Maybe Robert De Niro wants to buy Open All Night. We're not losing as much money as the New York Observer.

Natasha Lyonne is back on her feet.

Naomi Campbell is back in police custody.

Kevin Federline goes after teenagers.

Janet Jackson may want to have a child, but marry Jermaine Dupri? No way. They've been "dating" for 97 years.

Notorious bad dresser Julia Roberts sensibly forgoes fashion & becomes spokesperson for renewable energy.

Dude, is that my Dupree?

Move over Eminem; Superman Brandon Routh raps.