Gawker, the blog that all others want to be, is not good enough for owner Nick Denton.

We'll miss Gawker's talented but fired co-editor Jesse Oxfeld.

Defamer's Mark Lisanti was "on vacation" when all this went down, but someone smuggled him a file hidden in a wedding cake.

Meanwhile, A Socialite's Life editor Miu von Furstenberg fired herself.

As shocking as all of the above changes are, we're stunned to hear that Ryan Seacrest may have only kissed Teri Hatcher as a publicity stunt.