Los Angeles, June 1, 2006 – Lots of young Hollywood types showed up for the season premiere of HBO’s hit show about an up-and-coming movie star, Entourage. No doubt, all the young B-listers’, ahem, agents told them they should show their faces at the Cinerama Dome screening and ride some coattails.

We were kind of afraid yet at the same time hoping that Dancing With the Stars host Samantha Harris would talk Jeremy Piven into break dancing, a spectacle we’ve witnessed before. Apparently Kevin Dillon and Jane Stuart do everything on the fast track: they got married in April, had a baby in May, and she is slim just two weeks after giving birth. At this pace, they’ll have three kids in college by January!

Kevin Connolly isn’t just into Nicky Hilton for her money; you can tell by the way he looks meaningfully into her breasts. And how perfect is it that Paris Hilton brought Kim Kardashian? The Hollywood hanger-on has reportedly been dating Nick Lachey, who, we just realized, is one of the few men whose pants Paris hasn’t been in. Yet.

We love Debi Mazar, but always find ourselves staring, fascinated by her retro glamorous makeup, hair and porcelain skin.