Jossip and his two impressionable kids went to the MTV Movie Awards, and discovered the dark secret of red carpets: no one wants to talk to you.

Why doesn't the Times of London just open a MySpace site, and then all Americans can read it.

Now where will Clooney shoot Oceans 14 thru 73?

Does this mean that People Mag. wasted the $4.1 million for Shiloh photos? Bummer, huh?