Sensible
dad Kevin Federline opts for the prepaid
cell phone plan
Erik
Wemple backed
out of the top job at the Village Voice because the paper writes
iteself: Michael Musto and the classified ad-takers
don't need editing.
Thankfully,
he didn't show his nipple, but how come Jeremy Piven isn't
facing broadcast indecency
charges?
Someone
read
Interview magazine, and she found Lindsay Lohan
there.
Queerty
recommends the best
bartenders, ratings based strictly on skill, of course.
The
Reeler is thrilled
to be written up in the Wall Street Journal, a paper to which
it can't afford a subscription.
Heidi
Klum and Seal are apparently insane,
and having a third infant.
Why
don't Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban
just get married
in Namibia?