Disgraced Page Sixer Jared Paul Stern already got a new gig as Ron Burkle's publicist. Gawker picked up his gushing press releases all weekend.

However, Stern did not win a Pulitzer Prize. Better luck next time, Jared.

Forget the nursery decor; are Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes installing a home hospital?

Until the baby arrives, Tom and Katie keep in touch via Blackberry.

The Reeler is enthusing about Robert De Niro's enthusiasm over the enthusiastic Tom Cruise's invasion of his Tribeca Film Festival.