New York, March 30, 2006 – Surprisingly, Kate Moss didn’t show up at a party called the “Coke Side of Life”, but it turned out this was a party for Coca-Cola. But the fashion world was well represented, with designers Carlos Miele, Esteban Cortazar and Jamison Ernest in the house. Ernest plans to expand his Yellow Fever brand, which is currently a line of clothing, a band, a record label, a store and who knows what else. Someday, you’ll be able to use your Yellow Fever vibrator in the privacy of your room at the Yellow Fever Hotel and Condos. “We’re looking right, actually, on Chrystie Street, and right across the whole park. So we’ve been looking at all the properties there”, Ernest said. A vibrator? “A very high-end, custom vibrator”, he said, seriously. (Definitely grab a gift bag at that launch party!)

We have no idea if Russell and Kimora Lee Simmons’ marriage is on the rocks, as has been rumored, but she sure looks better on Russell’s arm than Richie Akiva, who he brought to the Coke party. Jay-Z, Hank Azaria, Zoe Saldana and Danny Masterson also checked out Ne-Yo’s performance.