New York, March 15, 2006 – A dog’s life evokes images of playing, running in parks and sleeping in front of the fireplace. But for Yorkshire terriers Jazzy Jr. and Juicy Adams, life involves things like book tours, where people pay money to read about you, and then line up to have your slave, gossip columnist Cindy Adams, sign autographs for you.

Adams schlepped the whole family to a Manhattan Barnes & Noble, where she sat in the store’s display window and signed copies of her new book, Living a Dog’s Life. We haven’t even read it yet, and it’s obvious that Cindy’s dogs have a more interesting life than we do.