New York, Feb. 16, 2006 - Madame Tussaud’s wax museum unveiled a new interactive Hillary Clinton exhibition on Thursday, staged as a faux presidential campaign launch, complete with a ballot booth where visitors can leave their opinions on the former first lady’s becoming the future first lady president. Reporters swarmed amidst the wax figures, American flags and red, white and blue balloons, while someone quipped, “They considered doing a wax figure of Al Gore, but he’s doing a great job of that himself". President Bush even joined in the festivities, but he didn’t say much.

But, as always in political matters, Open All Night took a hard look at the serious issues. For instance, what’s with that turquoise satin pantsuit? Who would vote for someone wearing that?