Los Angeles, November 28, 2005 – We thought it was a True Lies reunion when Tom Arnold, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jamie Lee Curtis came together at the premiere of The Kid & I, but, it turned out, Curtis and Schwarzenegger both have parts in the film. We don’t know politics here at Open All Night, but Arnold may be skulking his way back to movies – we hear this governor thing isn’t going so great.

Someone actually came out and asked how to address the newly-separated Jamie-Lynn Sigler. “Sigler”, she replied. Apparently, Jamie-Lynn hasn’t notified imdb.com, where, as of 11/29/05, she’s listed as “Jamie-Lynn DiScala”.

Ben Affleck tried to duck in unnoticed, waiting until paparazzi were madly photographing someone, and making a dash behind her up the red carpet. He’s too slow.