Los Angeles, June 27 – At the Los Angeles premiere of their Romance, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes roared up together on a motorcycle, and drove the bike right down the red carpet. In case anyone missed it, they turned around and rode down the carpet a second time, this time stopping every ten feet so that photographers could capture this for posterity. This performance ended when the bike conked out directly in front of Open All Night’s photographer, and Tom said, “Oh, I stalled it”, and got off the cycle for good.

Mercifully, riding the bike on the red carpet prevented Tom from doing his exuberant interviews. It did not, however, stop him from signing autographs for an hour. It also did not stop Katie Holmes from standing behind him the entire time, grinning.

As Katie and everyone else knows, when Tom Cruise sees something he likes, he just grabs it. He doesn’t care what anyone thinks. Tom saw Will Smith, and seemed to like him. Katie even kept the smile pasted on her face during Tom and Will's gropefest.