Los Angeles, June 7 – Back on May 24, Open All Night’s L.A. bureau chief fell in love with the t-shirt that Rumer Willis wore to the Lords of Dogtown premiere, the one bearing the slogan “F—k the Paparazzi”. So our lovely operative picked up a bunch of the shirts and got ten photographers to wear them to the Mr. & Mrs. Smith premiere last night. Make that nine; one person’s didn’t fit, so she draped it over the barricade, where Brad Pitt saw it and advised, “You need to straighten that. And it should say ‘stalkerazzi’”.

Brad then signed our OAN staffer’s shirt, on the left shoulder. She later tried to get Angelina Jolie to sign the shirt by telling her that Brad had done it, but Jolie demurred, saying she’d sign it later. “But we’re not paparazzi, we won’t be stalking you later”, we reasoned, to no avail.

Due to her recent paparazzi-induced car crash, we really wanted Lindsay Lohan to see the shirt, but figured it wouldn’t fly at the upcoming family-friendly Herbie: Fully Loaded premiere. And, just as our chief was leaving, along came Lindsay, who pointed and exclaimed, “I love that shirt!” Would she sign it? “I’d love to sign it”, Lindsay said, grabbing the marker and scribbling on the opposite shoulder.