May 14-20 – As a continuing service to our readers, we’ve kept tabs on the Desperate Housewives gang all week, packaged them, tied them up in a pretty blue bow and delivered them to your computer screen.

Now that shooting on their phenomenal first season has wrapped, where haven’t the Wisteria Lane neighbors gone? For starters, Eva Longoria made a pit stop in the South of France at the Cannes Film Festival. Sadly, we weren’t able to join Eva there, because all of our teams were tied up with other assignments. (OK, we’re cheap.) Who knew Teri Hatcher was a sports fan? On the same continent on Monday, Teri made an appearance at the Laureus World Sports Awards, in the lovely town of Estoril, Portugal.

The next day, though, Teri and Eva joined fellow wives Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross, Nicollette Sheridan and Brenda Strong in New York for the Upfront presentations. Their presence, along with others from the red-hot show, like James Denton and Ricardo Chavira, made ABC’s sell-a-thon one hot ticket during the week. The night before the big pitch, those already in the Big Apple unwound at Absolut’s Apeach launch party at the New York version of Koi.

Studly Jesse Metcalfe stayed in L.A., where we met him at the premiere of The Longest Yard.