New York, October 31 – That dented silver Rolls you see around town is Sean “P. Diddy” Combs’. Combs was in rare form at Mariah Carey’s very, very private Halloween party Sunday night at the brand new club Cain. “Call me Trojan”, Combs joked upon arriving around 1 a.m., dressed as a Roman soldier. He went into the club, then back outside a few minutes later, jumped onto the trunk of his car, and from there jumped up to the roof.

“Who’s the best?” Diddy repeatedly said to the crowd around his car; “You are”, we collectively responded. We demanded that he take his mask off, and he obliged, and then offered an irresistible invitation to his 35th birthday party. “This Thursday down at Cipriani Regent, you're all invited. I’m going to walk down Wall Street butt naked, with it all hanging out.“

At one point, Diddy looked down at the car he was standing on and said, “Geez, I’m probably scratching the hell out of it.” He returned to the sidewalk just as Mariah Carey’s car pulled up, and only her entourage poured out. After a while, Diddy peered through the car window and said, “She’s taking too long”, and out popped Carey, dressed as a sexy bride.