October 28 - November 4 – We figured out how Johnny Depp and Angela Lansbury got the Actors’ Fund of America to honor them for their artistic achievements. Both actors pulled on their right ears at the non-profit’s gala at the Waldorf on Saturday. We’re tugging on our lobes – if this works we’re golden for next year’s awards.

We’re big fans of Chucky, and the slasher series’ human star, Jennifer Tilly, led this year’s Greenwich Village Halloween parade, to usher in her newest flick, Seed of Chucky. Jennifer did Chucky proud, chain-smoking and drinking her way (note the funny color of that Poland Spring water in the photo at left) along the parade route, stopping, naturally, for frequent makeup touchups.

One more Hollywood star to blame the Kerry loss on. Election day eve we found Uma Thurman at BLVD, a club down on the Bowery, urging folks to get out and vote. Uma, those drunk partiers at the club probably didn’t even get out of bed to vote the next day. Showing up at the polls and frightening off any republicans with your Kill Bill sword skills would have been far more effective. Not to mention more entertaining for those stuck waiting in line.

L.A. Fashion week was celeb-lite this season, but we met up with Tara Reid, shirt fully intact, a few days before her infamous breast spectacular. Also running around ogling models were Samaire Armstrong, U2’s The Edge, Carmen Electra and mother of Britney Spears’ stepchildren, Shar Jackson.

Yep, that was Colin Farrell at Barney’s in Beverly Hills, unveiling a window display of the costumes from his upcoming film, Alexander (but unfortunately not wearing one). While Farrell was there, Brit pop star Robbie Williams came outside of the store for a smoke, but asked us not to take photos of him. And we listened, can you believe it?

With Jen Lowery in Los Angeles