January 21-22 - Ashton Kutcher punk'd Demi and all the other folks out at Sundance, and flew off to New York to announce the nominations for AOL Moviefone’s Moviegoer Awards. Coincidentally, actress Amy Smart was also there. Funny how that works, isn’t it? They probably want you to call Moviefone and buy tickets to their new time-traveling flick, The Butterfly Effect. Kutcher may have discovered a new career move. After repeating the familiar “Hello, and welcome to Moviefone” refrain a few times, he deadpanned, “I’m pretty good at this. Maybe in my next career I’ll be the Moviefone guy.” “Hey, hey!” piped up Russ Leatherman, the current voice of Moviefone. Kutcher didn’t take many questions from reporters, so we’ll put our burning question here, maybe he’ll e-mail a reply: Ashton, what’s with the hat dude? We’re like, inside.”

Another sartorial mystery is the rabid tabloid attention to Martha Stewart’s unremarkable courtroom-appropriate attire. We’d carry a $12,000 purse if we had, say, Martha Stewart’s money. We’d also use a limousine and driver instead of the bus. If any of you tabloid reporters wouldn’t, please explain.

Speaking of clothing, first niece/fashion model Lauren Bush, heiress Amanda Hearst, designer Nicole Miller and gossip maven Cindy Adams were all in kimono drag at Doubles for the launch of the new fragrance, Shanghai. The perfume will be exclusively at Saks come February, and expensive.

We raced downtown to Capitale to catch singer/songwriter John Mayer's performance at a Starlight Children’s Foundation benefit. No word on whether Ashton Kutcher might have singing in his future.