February 4 - Plus-sized clothing retailer Lane Bryant's lingerie fashion show had a cabaret theme, complete with Moulin Rouge-style singers and dancers. Comic Roseanne Barr (remember her?) hosted. "I thought I'd be the only fat person here", she deadpanned. Rocker Steven Tyler was front and center; his daughter Mia was one of the runway models. Kelly Osbourne of the hit TV family closed the show, singing "Papa Don't Preach" from her new album. (Note to Kelly: you might want to rethink your career choice.) Attendees were puzzled that gift bags contained tiny-sized tank tops. We recycle - we're donating ours to the 40-pound models hitting New York for fashion shows later this week.